The Shaq

I thought this blog post by Ted Kluck, one of the writers of Why We're Not Emergent, was hilarious.

…Four years later in the midst of his Great Sadness, Shaq receives a suspicious note, apparently from God, but actually from Pat Riley, inviting him back to that shack, actually a 14,000 square foot Miami mansion, for a weekend. Against his better judgment he arrives at a gated community, in a Cadillac Escalade, and walks back into his darkest nightmare. A nightmare which includes the movies Blue Chips and Kazaam! as well as recordings of all of his many ill-fated rap albums including Shaq Diesel and You Can’t Stop the Reign. What he finds there will change Shaq’s world forever.